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Der Guru Pitka bekommt einen heiklen Auftrag von der Besitzerin einer Eishockeymannschaft. Er soll der Mannschaft dabei helfen, ihre jährige Pechsträhne zu beenden und ein wichtiges Speil zu gewinnen. Doch ausgerechnet jetzt hat der wichtigste. Der Love Guru (Originaltitel: The Love Guru) ist eine US-amerikanische Filmkomödie aus dem Jahr Regie führte Marco Schnabel, das Drehbuch. Mike Myers hoffte wohl, dass "Der Love Guru" nach "Wayne's World" und "Austin Powers" sein neuestes Franchise werden könnte. Aber der Film fiel international​. dapino-graphics.nl - Kaufen Sie Der Love Guru günstig ein. Qualifizierte Bestellungen werden kostenlos geliefert. Sie finden Rezensionen und Details zu einer. Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in den Kindergarten, Guru Pitka (Mike Myers).

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Der Love Guru. Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) ist mit unendlicher Weisheit gesegnet, im internationalen Erleuchtungs-Geschäft aber nur die Nummer Zwei. Gerade. Entdecke die Filmstarts Kritik zu "Der Love Guru" von Marco Schnabel: Ganze sechs Jahre musste seine Fangemeinde warten, um Mike Myers endlich wieder in. Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in den Kindergarten, Guru Pitka (Mike Myers).

No, The Love Guru is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. An ongoing gag in the film is the use of "Mariska Hargitay" as a phony Hindi greeting.

Roger Ebert gave the film 1 out of 4 stars, writing, "Myers has made some funny movies, but this film could have been written on toilet walls by callow adolescents.

Every reference to a human sex organ or process of defecation is not automatically funny simply because it is naughty, but Myers seems to labor under that delusion.

Harry Knowles of Ain't It Cool News was disgusted with the film, considering it one of the worst films of at least the past several years and going so far as to declare it a career-killing film for Myers.

Mick LaSalle of San Francisco Chronicle was one of the few major critics who did not write the film off completely, stating "Mike Myers' new comedy, "The Love Guru," is a disappointment, but it's not a disaster, and that's at least something.

Myers later poked fun at the film's failure in an appearance on the December 20, episode of Saturday Night Live , where he appeared as Dr.

Evil a character from his far more successful Austin Powers series , giving advice to Sony Pictures on its cancellation of the release of The Interview : "if you really want to put a bomb in a theater, do what I did: put in The Love Guru.

Before the film's release, some Hindus expressed unhappiness about how Hindus are portrayed, the disrespect of their culture and the bad impression that it would give those not well exposed to Hinduism , while some gave a cautious welcome, asking other Hindus to look at it as satire and not the truth.

Based on the movie's trailer and MySpace page, Zed said The Love Guru "appears to be lampooning Hinduism and Hindus" and uses sacred terms frivolously.

He told The Associated Press , "People are not very well versed in Hinduism, so this might be their only exposure They will have an image in their minds of stereotypes.

They will think most of us are like that. Paramount Pictures agreed to provide the Hindu American Foundation an opportunity to pre screen the film as soon as it had a complete work print of the film, but did not do this.

HAF agreed to view the film to be able to inform the American Hindu community in light of concerned inquiries that were reported to its national headquarters.

The reviewers concluded that the film was vulgar and crude but not necessarily anti-Hindu. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. For Kannada-language movie, see Love Guru film.

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How did you buy your ticket? View All Videos 1. View All Photos Movie Info. Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka Myers who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples.

As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirituality and self-help.

While Pitka's methods are decidedly unorthodox, they may be the only means of ensuring that the Toronto Maple Leafs win the coveted Stanley Cup.

His estranged wife has recently begun dating L. Kings star Jacques Grande Justin Timberlake in a vengeful effort to send her husband's career into a tailspin, and when Roanoke starts to falter on the ice, the whole team starts to suffer.

As their visions of leading the Maple Leafs to the Stanley Cup are quickly going up in flames, team owner Jane Bullard Jessica Alba and Coach Cherkov Verne Troyer enlist the aid of the world's best-known relationship expert in restoring the peace between Roanoke and his wife, and getting their team back on track to the championships.

PG for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references. Marco Schnabel. Mike Myers , Graham Gordy.

Sep 16, Mike Myers as Guru PitkaHimself. Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard. Justin Timberlake as Jacques Grande. Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke.

Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov. Meagan Good as Prudence Roanoke. Manu Narayan as Rajneesh. John Oliver as Dick Pants. Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell.

Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders. Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypuddah. Robert Blake as Himself. Omid Djalili as Guru Satchabigknoba.

Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke. Jessica Simpson as Herself. Deepak Chopra as Himself. Rob Blake as Himself. Kanye West as Himself.

Mariska Hargitay as Herself. Daniel Tosh as Cowboy Hat. Ron Huebel as Frat Guy. Rob Grfroerer as Sickly Nerd. Linda Kash as Female Reporter.

Bob Bainborough as Assitant Coach. Rob Gfroerer as Sickly Nerd. Gotham Chopra as Deepak Early 20s. Suresh John as Indian Man. Trevor Heins as Young Pitka.

Autam Chopra Aka as Deepkak Early 20's. Jaan Padda as Young Deepak. Mike Nahrgang as Angry Fan. Matt Baram as EMT.

Boyd Banks as EMT. Samantha Bee as Cinnabon Cashier. Garry Robbins as Biker. Peter Schoelier as Uncle Jack. Ben Gans as Goal Post Judge.

Taylor Flood as Year-Old Girl. Alexia Filippeos as Year-Old Girl. Shakti Kupil as Sanjay. Graham Gordy as DJ. Jahlani Bishop as Children's Church Choir.

Zoia Davis as Children's Church Choir. Donna Ellis as Children's Church Choir. Jazmine Jeffrey as Children's Church Choir.

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Jane admits she has a crush on him and Pitka asks if she has a husband or a boyfriend which she says no to. Pitka is surprised she is single. Jane reveals the "Bullard Curse.

Pitka encourages the rival team to beat Darren up during a game, to distract him from his distress over his wife's affair. Darren begins to play well but then gets suspended for the next two games after beating up Le Cocq, and hitting Coach Cherkov with a hockey puck.

Later, Pitka has dinner with Jane. Pitka tries to kiss Jane, only to hear a ding on his chastity belt.

Upset when he tells her their love cannot be, she runs out. Pitka advises Darren to write an apology to Prudence, and fights off a rooster to deliver the letter.

After they lose three games, Coach Cherkov berates Jane and punches Pitka in the groin. He is only slightly injured from hitting the chastity belt but Pitka moans and has a tantrum about the pain in his testicles.

Dick Pants warns Pitka to hurry up the process or he will lose his spot on Oprah again to Deepak Chopra. Pitka is adamant that Darren is not ready.

Pitka and Darren attempt a confrontation, but her invective ends up scaring both of them away. Pitka helps Darren realise that since his mother only showed him love when he succeeded he had grown to believe Prudence would only love him as long as he won.

With time running out, Pitka distracts Le Cocq with his idol, Celine Dion , then tells Prudence that Darren stood up to his mom, encouraging her to return to her husband.

During the lead up to the final game, Le Cocq, having heard that Darren cannot play with his mother in the audience, gets her to sing the national anthem, causing Darren to flee.

At the airport on his way to guest on Oprah , Pitka sees the news on television and defies his agent by going back to help Darren. After smoothing things over with his mother, Darren recovers until Le Cocq brags that Prudence prefers him in bed.

Darren freezes and Pitka realizes he needs another distraction, which he provides by getting two elephants to have sex in the middle of the rink, in front of the live television audience.

Darren wakes up from his stupor and scores the winning goal. Back in India, Guru Tugginmypudha tells Pitka that he has finally learned to love himself and removes Pitka's chastity belt, revealing there was a hook in the back.

The film ends with Jane and Pitka dancing together in a Bollywood -style number to a rendition of " The Joker ".

The original score for the film was composed by George S. Clinton , who recorded it with an eighty piece ensemble of the Hollywood Studio Symphony at Warner Bros.

The songs " 9 to 5 ", " More Than Words ", and " The Joker " are all in the film performed by Myers and with sitar accompaniment and on the soundtrack.

Myers appeared in the seventh season finale of American Idol as Pitka, the "spiritual director" of that show. The film did poorly at the box office.

The website's critical consensus reads, " The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.

Jay Stone of the National Post gave the film one star and said the film "is shockingly crass, sloppy, repetitive and thin.

Myers's obnoxious attempts to find mirth in physical and cultural differences but does not quite capture the strenuous unpleasantness of his performance.

No, The Love Guru is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. An ongoing gag in the film is the use of "Mariska Hargitay" as a phony Hindi greeting.

Roger Ebert gave the film 1 out of 4 stars, writing, "Myers has made some funny movies, but this film could have been written on toilet walls by callow adolescents.

Every reference to a human sex organ or process of defecation is not automatically funny simply because it is naughty, but Myers seems to labor under that delusion.

Harry Knowles of Ain't It Cool News was disgusted with the film, considering it one of the worst films of at least the past several years and going so far as to declare it a career-killing film for Myers.

Mick LaSalle of San Francisco Chronicle was one of the few major critics who did not write the film off completely, stating "Mike Myers' new comedy, "The Love Guru," is a disappointment, but it's not a disaster, and that's at least something.

Myers later poked fun at the film's failure in an appearance on the December 20, episode of Saturday Night Live , where he appeared as Dr.

Evil a character from his far more successful Austin Powers series , giving advice to Sony Pictures on its cancellation of the release of The Interview : "if you really want to put a bomb in a theater, do what I did: put in The Love Guru.

Before the film's release, some Hindus expressed unhappiness about how Hindus are portrayed, the disrespect of their culture and the bad impression that it would give those not well exposed to Hinduism , while some gave a cautious welcome, asking other Hindus to look at it as satire and not the truth.

Based on the movie's trailer and MySpace page, Zed said The Love Guru "appears to be lampooning Hinduism and Hindus" and uses sacred terms frivolously.

He told The Associated Press , "People are not very well versed in Hinduism, so this might be their only exposure They will have an image in their minds of stereotypes.

They will think most of us are like that. Paramount Pictures agreed to provide the Hindu American Foundation an opportunity to pre screen the film as soon as it had a complete work print of the film, but did not do this.

HAF agreed to view the film to be able to inform the American Hindu community in light of concerned inquiries that were reported to its national headquarters.

The reviewers concluded that the film was vulgar and crude but not necessarily anti-Hindu. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

For Kannada-language movie, see Love Guru film. Theatrical release poster. Spyglass Entertainment. Retrieved America Online. Showing 0 comments.

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Entdecke die Filmstarts Kritik zu "Der Love Guru" von Marco Schnabel: Ganze sechs Jahre musste seine Fangemeinde warten, um Mike Myers endlich wieder in. Der Love Guru. Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) ist mit unendlicher Weisheit gesegnet, im internationalen Erleuchtungs-Geschäft aber nur die Nummer Zwei. Gerade. Myers spielt den Guru Pitka, einen in Indien aufgewachsenen Amerikaner, der nun in Los Angeles ein erfolgreiches Sex-Selbsthilfe-Zentrum leitet. Als das. Komplette Handlung und Informationen zu Der Love Guru. Als Baby wurde Pitka vor den Toren eines Aschrams in Indien gefunden, und er. Der Love Guru: Sendetermine · Streams · DVDs · Cast & Crew. Ice Age — Kollision voraus! Andere Kinder kommen in den Kindergarten, Guru Pitka Mike Myers wurde als kleiner Junge Beste Spielothek in Insul finden das Eingangsportal eines indischen Aschrams gesetzt, bei dem er bleiben sollte. Jessica Alba. Seitenverhältnis 2. Wir empfehlen: die Lieblingskinos unserer Autoren.

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Seitenverhältnis 2. Jens Lien. Kommentar speichern. Jump to Navigation. Der Love Guru. Pitka lernt Jane Bullard kennen, der das Team gehört, und verliebt sich in sie. Bewertung: 1. Michael De Zero Rush. Kinos haben es gerade schwer — sie zählen auf jeden Zuschauer. Dies habe ihn bewogen, einen Film über spirituelle Themen zu drehen. Hereafter — Das Leben danach. Telma Hopkins. Sprachen Englisch. Als Baby wurde Pitka vor Happybet Toren eines Aschrams in Indien gefunden, und er wurde Beste Spielothek in Kolmdorf finden Gurus aufgezogen und ausgebildet. Buch-Tipp: Marlon Brando. Suche Suche. Horst Mahler. Die simple Story ist ganz auf Myers zugeschnitten. Überhaupt sind einige der Bollywood-Anspielungen gar nicht so übel. User folgen Follower Lies die Kritiken. Alle Themen. Alle Tipps. Telma Hopkins. Leg dich nicht Online Schafkopf Zohan an. Jonas Nay. Clerks II. Seitenverhältnis 2. Wikimedia Commons Wikiquote. Suresh John as Beste Spielothek in Гјhlingen finden Man. See the full list. Mariska Hargitay as Herself. The inseparable duo try to organize a rock concert while Wayne must fend off a record producer who has an eye for his girlfriend. What Would You Do? Metacritic Reviews. Der Love Guru

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  1. Goltigore

    Ich empfehle Ihnen, die Webseite zu besuchen, auf der viele Artikel in dieser Frage gibt.

  2. Meztigal

    Jetzt kann ich an der Diskussion nicht teilnehmen - es gibt keine freie Zeit. Ich werde frei sein - unbedingt werde ich die Meinung aussprechen.

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